Paper cutters.

In a day of sad thoughts and frustrations, one thing has brought me quite a lot of joy.  Nope, it's not lipgloss today (although Evening Glow is my favorite today and I'd recommend it.  Texture is comparable to Bare Minerals "Moxie" line and it's a third of the price and the color is very pretty!  Behold: )

No, not lipgloss but paper cutters.

While 12 inches would be too small and a 15 would be manageable, I kept thinking... but 24 inches.  So much length to work with!

This one has a rotary blade, tres fancy!  Don't know if I'd like it because I haven't worked much with rotaries.  Not at all, actually.  But ... mmm it's all architecty lookin' $106.  Spendy spendy.

or the Vantage trimmer (left) and Swingline lite (right) each for 47 smackeroos:

 

The Stakcut is nothing to mess with.  Cuts 30 sheets!  And severs the souls of your enemies!  for only $143!!! The dark grey just looks like it means serious business, doesn't it?


This 24 inch Swingline would look stunning in your elementary school classroom!  But there are probably better guillotines for less than $206

Aren't they beautiful?!  So much slicing!  Such straight lines!  Today's ability to make it through, brought to you by papercutter daydreams.  And that will also be my next album title.