Showing posts with label bedtime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bedtime. Show all posts

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Not Sleeping

Nora's bedtime ramblings (imagine these interspersed with kicking her heels against her mattress and banging a toy on the bars of her crib:

"Jonah eat it.  He's an idiot.  No, he's not.   Blitzkrieg Bop.  Let's say prayers, guys.  Spacekrieg bop.  Let's just say prayers, guys.  I dropped my guy, can you get him?  Those kids are quiet.  They not allowed to quiet. .... I farted.  You gonna eat it?  Pleeee-oh pleee-oh pleee-oh.  Brush your eye!  Cheer up!  Cheer up!  What are you doing?  Can we play with you?  Nope!  Okay!  Smelly.  Yeah.  Look at my butt!  Look at my butt!  I'm a crazy butt!"

Now she just yawned. I think she's done.