Start wearing purple

While listening to Gogol Bordello in the car: "Mom, is this pirate music? " Em says.

Autoype two

Twelvemonth, I have been meaning to call the police, but I looked at the end of the two of us who have been in the world of difference. 

Autotype

When I try to type "cripes" on my phone,  its three options are crypts, crops, and cripples. 

Sleep

Sucka

"Sucka is not a number.  It does not go 'one, two, three, four, five, six, Sucka.' You need to go back to math school." -Chris

Auto type 1

Love to see the full amount of the most beautiful and the rest of the year.

Unexpected joy

I thought I'd spend this rare night in alone writing letters or reading or pampering myself in some way, but a bulk package of soon to expire meat meant cookin time.  Good times,  sleeping babes and no rushing is making this heavenly.  Only way to make it better would be to have a real person playing guitar in the kitchen.  Then again,  this solitude is nice.  Mmmmhappy